Friday, September 7, 2012

Convention Lines

Some of my favorite lines from/about the DNC convention:

Ask Bin Ladin if he's doing better than he was 4 years ago.

What was Clinton's secret budget surplus weapon? "Arithmetic."

If Mitt Romney was Santa Clause, he'd fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

Even Romney's money needs a passport: it summers on the beaches of the Cayman Islands and winters on the slopes of the Swiss Alps.

The democrats should also have an empty chair on the stage. They should just put the name "Bin Ladin" on it.

Obama offers hope and change. Romney just offers change. So if you pick Romney there's no hope.

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