The Holiday Gifts Process

Start thinking and planning ahead of time. This means anything from 8 months to one day.

Since most of what gets sent out is made rather than bought, acquire materials and skills. This means anything from years to a week. The few items which are bought instead of made are seasonal and sell out in the store within a week of arriving, so timing is luck, especially when you are working to avoid stores as much as possible. Plan to be lucky.

Once the concepts are decided on, begin collecting materials, tools, wrapping paper, tags, pens (yes, plural!) addresses, mailing supplies (other than what is only in the post office) in one central location. Otherwise known as the house. Or narrowed down, mostly the living room. Mostly. There is that one thing which is being stored in the bedroom, up and out of the reach of dog hair.

Begin construction. Correct mistakes, restart. Make sure to empty wastebaskets regularly.

Once you believe you have finished, compare items to gift list, and construct more items to fill in the gaps. Repeat as necessary.

Wrap and tag items. Note both must be done for each item before going on to the next. Seriously, failure to do so can result in the waste of wrapping paper, tape and tags when you discover one person's gift is both in your hand and already wrapped and on the table at the same time, requiring the unwrapping of the second and rewrapping with the correct gift tag once the correct recipient has been determined. This entire process must be concluded the night before the annual trip to the post office, since during a pandemic a single trip is the ideal number.

Review wrapped items, adding extra tape where needed, particularly where those sticky tags bought 4 years ago (hey, sale, folks)  have diminished in their capacity to cling to the appropriate packages.

Purge gift tags, throwing out those which no longer accept the ink of any pen in the house. I bet you thought I was going to say those which no longer stick, but we just solved that one, didn't we?

Arrange to send as many packages as possible to central locations, picking the one person in a locale who is the central social hub for most of the others and who will connect with them within a reasonable time to distribute the gifts. 

Make sure that a suitable box is available for the above plan. It helps to make most of your shipped gifts small.

Check addresses to see who has moved since last year. If they  don't respond, and there is no third party who can verify their address, decide whether you really want to send their package this year. Make allowances for possible Covid victims who may take an extra two months to get back to you - if they can. You may decide that they are just rude, in which case, reevaluate your desire to send a package at all.

For items which are combined in a box, and where your plan is to get said box(es) at the post office, bring along good packing tape, scissors, addresses for each box, pen, and extra packing materials to fill in the empty spaces. Ordinarily this means asking the person in the household who knows where the totes of bubblewrap are currently stored, but if he is sleeping, your generous supply of crumpled plastic grocery bags from all those shopping trips where you forgot to bring your own sturdy bags from home will be a good substitute, and can still be recycled after the box is opened at its destination.

Where more than one P.O. box is to be packed with several gifts, sort ahead of time into bags for each destination. Don't forget to check what box sizes they have available first so you know what is feasible as well as how much packing material to bring. Each of those bags of sorted gifts can go into a large Hefty Bag, along with another bag of padded envelopes to be sent to individual recipients, plus a bag of packing tape, scotch tape if some of your wrapping exceeds your optimism in its ability to pop apart in all the handling, scissors, address information on sheet of paper (you did remember those pens?) which can be slipped in the box after writing on the outside before final taping. Make sure to bring your credit cards along with your list of needed stamps, including those two international stamps you'll need this year.

Uh, you did make and bring a list, didn't you? For everything? Further, you have actually reviewed it, right? Honest?

All these items can be placed into a large Hefty bag. Several advantages are provided by this. All of it is together with only one hand needed to move it into/out of car, into post office, up on counter that you are going to hog all to your self while you are preparing your boxes, and everything can go back inside to be securely dragged behind you across the floor while you proceed slowly through the line, rather than having to wear out your arms carrying everything. You don't risk dropping anything or leaving it behind, it holds whatever supplies you wish to take back home, and should it be raining (RAIN! In Arizona! Today!!!! Yahoo!) all is protected. Plus it arrives home intact, ready for the next load of garbage going out.

Time allotted for the post office should be about an hour. This includes boxing, and sliding your haul through the well-marked six-foot-intervals line, actually the quicker of the two tasks. Yes, it takes a while, but much care is taken in arranging items in those boxes. Understand that the plan to arrive early while it is still raining briskly does not in fact deter all those others with similar errands on their minds, leaving you with fewer competitors for virus-free air. Nice thought, but....

Trust the masks, Heather, trust the masks.

Upon arriving home, sit down and email all the package/padded envelope recipients a quick heads-up with their tracking numbers included. This is both a courtesy and a warning to keep an eye out the day it is expected.

The not-quite-empty Hefty bag can be dumped in the first spot convenient until whenever it is needed, or its contents are, or you are possessed with a sudden attack of neat-freak-ism. Just warn everybody it is not ready to go out to the garbage yet. That good packing tape is expensive!

Then just relax. You're done until the cards you ordered online, in order to avoid another hour in a store, arrive from Portland and you have to start addressing them. You're good to sit until the dog needs to go out again. It's raining. She'll wait - she's an Arizona dog and rain is scary.

Dear BBB....

Dear Better Business Bureau,

First, your website where I wished to give a (bad) performance review of a company is one of the worst websites I've had to contend with in ages. You'd think you really don't welcome reviews, and you didn't even know it was going to be bad before you forced me to come to a screeching halt in your totally FUBAR site.

But I have a BLOG! So here it is.

The company I wish to complain about is called Barlow Co, in Tolleson, AZ. Home Depot hires/ subcontracts with them for installation projects. They deliver appliances. They also are supposed to remove the old one, install the new one, and haul the old one away. Well, they delivered the new one.  That part went well, until you consider that a  major part was incorrect, or so I was told, which I had to pay the actual installer $25.00 for its replacement, and another part was missing. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

As soon as the new dishwasher was set next to the stove in the kitchen, the employee started giving us excuses as to why it was impossible to install it in our kitchen.  They were coming so rapid-fire that I suspected he was anxious to join his buddies in the bar or something. First, the hose was supposedly too short. According to him, the hose came out of the front of the machine, had to travel to its back, then along the wall over a foot! Gasp! into the sink area where it was to be hooked up. This was a complete lie, as the person who finally did the installation, days and many many phone calls later, informed us. The standard length would have been perfect, a straight run from the sink to the back of the machine. It would have even been long enough had it connected in the front! However, by this time it had been returned to Best buy, supposedly in exchange for their 2nd contractor to arrive to  do the install with one of the "correct" length. Home Depot doesn't carry them. Nor did the installer, because the standard ones are included with the dishwasher, but he rummaged in his truck and found a much longer one... for $25.

Then the original contractor claimed that our counter was too low and this new machine absolutely wouldn't fit. Another lie. We had asked before ordering whether dishwashers were all the same standard size or did we have to measure at home to be sure? The answer from the store was they were standard. With the new machine sitting up on sturdy styrofoam blocks, with more inside along the top, we could see the whole package was taller than the space under the counters, but surely the machine itself was small enough? Upon installation, it fit perfectly.

Then there was the "problem" of a trim strip across the front of the old machine at floor level, put in when laminate flooring was installed, which was immediately solved with a light tug and a handy seam right where it needed to be for removal during, say, putting a new dishwasher in. If it had been damaged, well, there's more wood trim in the house that matches. Big deal.

Then there was the idiocy about not even taking the old one out, as contracted for. If we had to get a later install, at least we could get the old one out, right? This is where his lies really got creative. The old machine would have been fastened to the counter above it (lie) and when the crew came in to remove the counter, it was their job to remove the old dishwasher (lie and highly improbable: not in their skill set.) Further, the new one couldn't be put in until after the new counter was in place, or those guys would damage the dishwasher and the warranty on the dishwasher would be voided. (Lie and total hogwash.)

There was another part which needed - actually needed this time - to be replaced, as it never arrived with the dishwasher, something to hook up the electrical supply properly. Lucky for us, our new installer had a spare, donated because a recent customer had gotten two with his order and handed the extra over to this installer, who simply passed it along to us.

Need I say we were disappointed, confused, pissed off, and given the totally unnecessary burden of trying to coordinate with Home Depot to get the job done, try to figure out whether it would fit, try to locate a new longer hose never needed for extra cost, and working to get a usable path around the new machine in our little galley  kitchen?  We were even angrier when the real installer from a second company informed us not only how bogus all those claims were, but informed us that most of his business comes from this company regularly reneging on its installation comitments, though this was somewhat tempered by the speed and competence with which he fulfilled the removal and installation of the new dishwasher. Perhaps we lucked out in getting the competent installer, but that should have been the first option.

I'm not sure why Home Depot continues to subcontract with Barlow Co., but they will be hearing from me as well. This is no way to do business. 

For the record, the second company, the one we praise highly, was XPO. I'd put in a good word for them on your site, but....

In The House Right Now...

Things are a bit weird right now, or perhaps a bit more "normal" - for us. Depends on your point of view, I suppose.  What we currently have here is one new phone and two dishwashers which can't be used. For that matter, most of the kitchen can't either.

Phone first. After establishing that the cell tower had been fixed so signal strength was back to the usual number of bars, and the new SIM card updating the innards of my old flip phone, and still finding communication nearly impossible either incoming or outgoing, I finally resigned myself to getting a new phone. 

The old one was a champion, and it's still here, in the box the new one came in. It's minus its SIM card, now transferred into the new phone and down to it's alternate size, aka minuscule. The new one - I know this will be a shock to all of you - is another flip phone. When I called ahead to verify the store had them in stock, the employee sighed as if carrying them was a great burden upon his shoulders. But they had them, stored out of sight in the back room lest anybody spy them and realize they could get a new phone for hundreds less than anything else on display.

The "fun" part is learning a new phone system. Everything is different on this phone except the green and red buttons, and I'm still navigating my way around, fighting the instruction manual all the way. Still haven't found the camera yet, though it's only a 2 megapixel one so no big loss if I don't get there for a few months. I'm happily spoiled by my little digital camera anyway, 16 mp and 22x zoom... or do I have that backwards? 

Anyway, the initial part of transferring my contacts to the new one was already different from when I put the new SIM card into the old phone. With the SIM card replacement, I was on the (different) phone with tech support, she asked did I want them transferred, and then tapped a key or seven, told me to shut the phone off for a few seconds, and when I turned it on again there they were! This time, each contact came in as a separate text to accept or no, so the guy who sold me the phone dealt individually with around 200 contacts. It was actually fewer because once I got home and fought my way into the list, many were missing - like all the Brundys for some weird reason. Others were too. Fortunately, I had months ago typed all my contacts onto my computer in a list, just like I keep a running list of everybody's addresses for, say, X-mas (Oh-oh, memo to self....) or a complete file of club minutes. His process took so long I availed myself of one of the two chairs in the store during the wait, from which vantage point I had time to be amazed at how many customers actually showed up in person to pay their phone bills with cash. On my way out, finally, I gave him an enthusiastic thank-you for all his time and trouble.

On to the dishwasher situation. We'd gotten the advance notice of when it was to be delivered yesterday, so the kitchen had been cleared out of nearly everything. And cleaned! All is stored in the library in totes, aka inaccessible. Theoretically it all can be found, and the microwave and toaster are even plugged in. However the chaos must be overcome to locate anything, so one must first decide whether it's worth the effort or not. When I put a cup of water in the microwave for morning coffee, nothing happened. So what I drank was faucet-hot this morning. With peanut butter raisin bread. Adequate.

The dishwasher did get delivered. Period. We paid for them to remove the old one, install the new one, and haul the old one away. The new one sits on the kitchen floor inside it's styrofoam carton. The old one hasn't been touched. The delivery crew left with a bucket of excuses. Why?

It started with the length of the hose to drain the machine. After discussion in the store, their employee decided that the standard 6-foot hose would be adequate. There was no suggestion we could upgrade to a longer hose, just whether the standard hose would work. Nope, the  crew said we needed an 8 foot one. To start with, it hooks up to the front of the machine, not the back near the plumbing. OK, we can go back to the store and swap. Possibly for more cost, of course. We'll see, since that's not the only issue. 

They refused upon request to even remove the old machine before the counters got replaced. At the store it was set up to have the dishwasher in - limiting any possible counter damage to the old counter rather than the new one - before putting in the new counter tops. Nope, not their job, this guy claimed. The counter crew would have to remove the counters before the machine could go in (but not the old one out??? even if we didn't care about that counter?) and get everything fastened in place after they removed the machine. Then the dishwasher crew would return (we'd get a phone number so we could call and make an new appointment for them to come back - which number they neglected to offer) to put the new machine in.

Except....

They cautioned us to have the counter crew to raise the height of the new counter because the new machine was taller than the old one!!!!!! Say what? Before buying the new machine we were assured that the things came in standard sizes. Where one comes out, another fits in. So WTF? And how much higher? How much more work/cost? And how can they even tell, with the new machine all bundled up and inaccessible to measure? They said something about the counter people wrecking the new machine in installing the new countertop, so the dishwasher warranty would be invalidated.

Again, WTF? Whose fault is all this? The store, giving bad information? The crew refusing to work? The counter measuring guy? Us for not realizing somewhere there was going to be a problem?

Of course, I called the store as soon as the crew left. The call-back was prompt, and the guy I reached took down all my issues and promised to get back to me in ten minutes with some answers. Just before the call ended, he paused a second, presumably checking the order, and cautiously verified that we lived in Sun City. You know, like on the order. I confirmed we did, adding we were in the first addition, built in 1961. Another pause, then he suggested that back then things were a little... different? Unique? As in, possibly, some kind on not-completely-standard sized dishwasher had been put in. Well, somebody cut the counter to do the install, so it was some time post construction, thus not the original crew, but who had that information? And how could we tell what was what, and what do we do now?

That was yesterday around 3:30. I figured 10 minutes was optimistic, but I'm still waiting, not even receiving a call informing me there were issues still to be resolved but here's the progress report.... So the kitchen waits, clean but mostly unusable, emptied out and ready. Waiting. Still waiting. If the dishwasher sits around much longer it'll likely become just another surface on which to start stacking things needing a place to be put, and then we'll have to dig to find the hose to be swapped, and....

Steve is thinking McDonalds for lunch. I'm thinking, depending on what we hear and how soon, the microwave can get hauled right back into the kitchen for use until we have to have the counters cleared for real. Toaster too. I still have my clean spoon by my chair, so I don't have to figure out where in the library the silverware is.

Steve had family news last night. His oldest son Lance, with his wife Lisa, two of her kids, one with spouse and baby, plus Lisa's parents, all got together for Thanksgiving. All now test positive for Covid. It seems one member of the family - nevermind who, but not the baby - went out to a bar just before the holiday for a lonnnnng night out, an unfortunately regular habit. There was a surprise brought to the Thanksgiving table for sharing. We're hoping for the best, but there are some health and age issues in those 4 generations. 

Keeps our dishwasher/counter/phone issues in perspective. I keep thinking there ought to be a better way to do that.

Why It Happened

I remember the argument that started it quite well. I've told an abbreviated version of it several times over the years, using it as the main reason that I hate to cook. Yeah, me the 4-Her who made bread 6 loaves at a time, learned to cook, can, bake and a whole bunch of those necessary skills like sewing a woman needed in order to care for a husband and family. I won ribbons at the fair for that bread, one of my two 4-H trips to the State Fair. But that argument spoiled all that. These days I'm happy enough with popping a frozen dinner in the microwave most of the time, or getting take-out or even opening a can of soup. 

I mostly didn't let myself remember the other consequence of that argument. There just wasn't a need to remember, and some need not to.

We'd been married for over a year at that point, living in a duplex in South St. Paul, me working for Ma Bell since I'd let Paul talk me out of continuing college after only completing two years, despite having earned a full tuition scholarship for four. There was a whole lot I didn't know about the world at that time, about myself, marriage, what made good or bad relationships, or alcoholism. Those things had never come up in family conversations. I was great at what was taught in school, clueless about much of life. Turns out, it mattered.

My role at the time was to both work and keep the house. Paul made more money, and that was always his mark of who was important in the family. Everything in the home had to center around his needs. It didn't matter whether I got enough sleep, so long as he did and was fresh to go to his job in the morning. This also meant he needed to have supper ready when he got home. Of course I had to be the one to make it. I didn't realize there was a problem until that argument. I didn't know I had options either. By then, I didn't even know I had much worth, because the school stuff I was good at wasn't part of my life any more, and I was being schooled regularly on how useless I was in everything else.

I'm one of those people who discovers some particular food I like, and that is an incentive to repeat making it somewhat often. I was always discovering new foods back then, having gotten away from my Mom's somewhat limited repertoire. Since starting college I'd been introduced to steaks that weren't fried grey and tough, mushrooms that didn't come in a soup can, lobster, shrimp, Cornish game hens, and more. If Paul liked something, it was even more incentive to prepare it frequently - or so I thought. That particular night I made a dish from a new recipe that we'd enjoyed the week before. It was some kind of chicken casserole with rice, tomato based and with Italian seasoning. More I can't tell you because I never made it again, even threw away the recipe. Paul started in on me about as soon as he looked in the pan to see what it was. I was supposed to know that he wanted something different, without any clue from him as to what that might be. Liking it once didn't mean he wanted it again.

He continued through dinner. It was too late to cook something different, after all. He kept going while I was doing dishes. So I excused myself to go use the bathroom. It was sanctuary, and more.

I had a history of migraines since puberty. I would later find out they pretty much vanished with my first pregnancy - the wonders of hormones! (I would also learn that my nearsightedness followed the same schedule.) But at this point I'd been seeing my doctor trying to find something better than aspirin for the headaches. I dimly remember something useless called fiorinal. Darvon also did nothing. The next offering, what was in that bathroom that evening, was valium. I don't recall it did much for the headaches either, but I knew it relaxed me. So I went in and took two, then returned to the kitchen. Paul wasn't going to quit listing all my faults, so after another few minutes, I excused myself and went and took a couple more. I figured if I couldn't get away from him, and he wasn't going to go away and/or shut up, I could at least care less. Somehow I needed to find a way to get it all to stop, and if he wouldn't leave, I would. Within about half an hour I had taken 7 of them, and the effects were starting to show.

He actually noticed! I think perhaps I stopped answering his demands that I agree with him about how awful I was. Next thing I remember was being in the hospital being barraged with questions about what I'd taken and how much, and feeling a tube going into my nose to pump my stomach. (I knew what that was because when I was five I discovered how yummy children's aspirin was with its orange flavoring, and the bottle was left on top of the dresser where I could reach it.)

For the next two days I did a lot of sleeping in the hospital. They sent a counselor in thinking I'd tried suicide. It wasn't a suicide attempt, though I didn't get the feeling anybody there could make the distinction. I only planned to remove myself temporarily from the situation. They sent a nun in to talk to me and I recall just rolling over and ignoring her, rude as that was. Her talking to me wasn't going to help the problem. One conversation I clearly recall was one of the nurses explaining to me that I had actually taken a dangerous dose of valium. I only wanted to sleep, and while I knew it was a muscle relaxer, she had to remind me that the heart was one of those muscles. Oops!

Somehow, somewhere, Paul got enough of the message that he quit haranguing me for a while. We had agreed that when I told him I needed him to head outside for a walk until he cooled down, that he would actually leave for a bit. I had to remind him of that, but he left and whatever the subject had been that time around, it was dropped when he returned.

We never told anybody what had happened, though I worried about what might be in those hospital records for years. We left the area, started a family, moved a couple more times, and eventually divorced. The hospital quit being a hospital a few years after my stay, and I quit wondering if it would ever catch up with me and just how. Eventually I stopped even wondering that, and now might not even think about it except every dozen years or so.

But I still recall how that argument started.

Deeper Dive 2: Rich's + My Results

It's a learning curve, alright? First, I had to make a phone call to CRI in order to be able to pull up Rich's results. I couldn't figure out how to access his, ordered at the same time, though mine were simple. Turned out all I had to do was erase a bunch of stuff at the end of the URL for my results and go back and replace the number 1 (for my kit) with a number 2, and his popped up. I quickly bookmarked that spot so we could access that quickly again.

Part of the reason this took so long was my phone wasn't reliably working. After a lengthy call to T-Mobile - using Rich's cell - and after they checked the satellite, offered several times to let me verify myself by them texting a 6-digit number to a phone which wasn't working, in their hopes of my repeating it back to them, then passing me up to someone more knowledgeable who also didn't get the  part where my phone wouldn't receive texts, finally settling on email verification, it was discovered that 1: my sim card was ancient so they sent me a new one FREE!!! and 2: the local tower was undergoing some work for the last few days - coincidentally the same days my phone wasn't working. For some reason the first "helper" couldn't access that information. We got my phone back in order the next day. 

Whew!

The other part was figuring out - CRI, not me - that kit 2 was just a URL cut/paste away.

Rich's results were a tad different than mine, and ultimately just the same. First, there is no Native (North) American in his father's line. So it's verified that's another of Paul Sr's wild stories. However, there are a whole lot of ancestors who popped their DNA in the family lines over the centuries. Sure, we're both 90%+ European, whether it's Northern, Northwestern, British Isles, Iberian or Tuscany Italian. In the timeline, Rich popped up with a few new ones, Sri Lankan Tamil, Vietnamese and Bengali. However, I finally explored further in the advanced results and found out that we both have ever-so-slightly different percentages - more like tenth-of-a percentages, in nearly all the same origins. They just show up in different generations back, or not at all in the timelines. For some reason, they could only trace Rich back 35 generations, as opposed to my 75. Not sure how important that is, as nothing popped up in my timeline that far back which wasn't already there much more recently.

Here they are, by categories, each category in order of highest contribution, each piece within also ranked highest to lowest, my percentages first: 

90.3 / 90.4% European - Northern, Northwestern, British Isles, Iberian, Tuscany Italian

4.3 / 4.5% AdMixed American:  Peruvian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Mexican

3.8 / 3.4% South Asian: Sri Lankan Tamil, Punjabi, Bengali, Gujarati Indian

Now the tiniest of differences show up: 

1.3 / 1.3% East Asian: Japanese, Southern Han Chinese, Chinese Dai, Kinh Vietnamese, with Rich adding Northern Han Chinese

0.3 / 0.3% African: Esan in Nigeria for both, African American added for me. (Hey, does the one drop rule still count with those crazy white supremicists? And have they tried this level of genetic testing? Whooo-eee, the surprises they could have in store! Maybe we'll all finally get around to defining ourselves as members of the human race, eh?)

 I still haven't decided whether the differences between Richard and myself or the similarities surprise me more.

The last new exploration was maternal and paternal haplo, those lines passing from mothers to daughters or fathers to sons. I had them test Richard's sample, knowing it would also provide my haplo results, along with giving the kids better understanding of theirs. (Hey brother Steve, get your test done to get the Maxson male line. CRI is advertising a Black Friday sale, hint hint.) The maternal mitochondrial line (H1) goes back to Kenya, group MT-eve. From there it traveled to Sudan, becoming L3, then Armenia becoming N, then Iran becoming R, then Saudi Arabia becoming RO, then South Turkey becoming HV, then the Near East (northern India) becoming H, finally ending up in Spain, becoming H1.

Rich's paternal haplo - coming through the Rosa line - started with an Adam (Y-Adam) in Cameroon. No major surprise, but the males traveled much more than the females did. From there, they went to Chad (A), Niger (A1), Lybia (A1b), Malawi (BT), Ethiopia/Sudan (CT), Iraq (CF), India (F), Pakistan (K), SE Asia (K2), Southern China (NO),  East China (P and P1), Kazakhstan (R), Iran (R1), and finally Turkey (R1b).

Looking these over, neither line crosses the other, i.e., nobody has the same region of origin anywhere along their lines. We all met in Minnesota.

I wish there were some indication of when these travels happened, especially the jump from Turkey to here. Are all the ancestors with the modern origins from further spreading up into Europe? And how did the AdMixed American ancestors pop into the equations without leaving haplo traces? Did the earliest Italian ancestors arrive in the Roman Legions and tomcat around as the powerful do? Does the AdMix American come from Conquistadors intermingling and returning to Europe with offspring? Any of that Chinese follow Genghis Khan across to Europe? There was raping in all that pillaging, folks. Perhaps something more consensual as well.

I still need that time machine, folks!

The Deeper Dive: CRI Genetics

I did the Ancestry.com thing a while back. Got the anticipated results for myself, bit of a letdown on the part of my kids, aka their father fibbed again, eh? Anyway, after hearing how far back these new guys went in DNA tracking, I decided to take advantage of one of their sales.

The results floored me. 

They report origins by which generations back they show up in your heritage. The first several generations pretty much abide by the family lore. European all, either western or northern, but primarily from the British Isles. In school I recited my heritage as Irish-English-Scottish (OK I said "Scotch") -Welsh-French-German-Danish-Swedish. Really fast, as though commas didn't exist. I had wondered as I got older and learned a bit more history whether the tales of the Scottish side's wandering after fighting with William Wallace and facing the consequences by fleeing and changing the family name meant that there actually was some Irish in the family tree because they stopped there for a while, or whether the Scots clustered together, inhabiting Ireland without inter-marrying.

It's real Irish.

Really, that stuff wasn't a real surprise. The REAL shocks started in the 4th generation. I'm part Fin. OK, I can see where the Danes and Swedes co-mingled throughout the greater area during Viking raids, but only 4 generations back and nobody knew? That isn't all, however, for that generation. Try Southern Han Chinese, as recently as 1870 - 1930. Seriously? Those traits sure are hidden in my blond hair, blue eyes appearance. When something this oddball pops up, I have to wonder who knew what, who said what, who kept the secrets. I mean, there's a long history of bigotry and white pride in those older generations. Pretty cool addition, though.

Fifth generation: the expected plus now add Peruvian! Somewhere around 1845-1905.

Sixth generation adds Iberian and Tuscany Italian.

Seventh generation, more of what we've already seen.

Eighth gives nothing new.

Ninth throws another curve: Gujarti Indian.

By ten, there's so much Iberian popping up I start to wonder if that came along in the part we've always referred to as the French ancestry. Maybe the Italian as well? We need a time machine here, folks!

Eleven  is the generation with the next big surprise: Japanese! Never saw that one  coming. Nor the Punjabi.

Twelve shows the fun's not over. Let's add Colombian, shall we? Mind you, these are cited with such a place on such a chromosome, and are listed as 99% accuracy. We get a little more Peruvian there, lest we are tempted to forget it's there, Gujarati Indian as well.

The next surprise waits until 17 generations back: Puerto Rican. 18 adds another ancestor from there, and 19 goes back to more Southern Han Chinese. We're still doing the British and Northern/Northwestern European all through here, so at least some of my ancestors seemed to have stayed put, still located back 75 generations ago.

Punjabi pops up as far as 22 generations ago, Tuscani Italian 23, Peruvian 35, and Puerto Rican 51.

Here I used think it was interesting that I could trace ancestors from 8 different locales. Now I'm wishing I could track a whole lot of the unexpectedly interesting world travelers from as far back as 95 - 155 AD!

Next, once I can access it, I'll examine Rich's results, get their father's contributions. We know there's a lot of Norwegian in there, but he often told of a French ancestor who "took himself a wife" up in Canada from one of the First Nations people. There was an old family bible which kept track of generations, including a name change from Rouseau to Rosa. One entry of interest documented a wedding without listing a name, as phrased above, with the rationale that no heathens would ever have their names put in the bible!!! There was even an old photo-equivalent on the wall showing a large family where the presumed wife/mother was dark skinned. So I want to see if this new test can settle the questions debated among remaining family members.

"New Math"?

I was feeling lazy. Normally I do sums in my head, or maybe pencil and paper if it's complicated.  I could have walked to the hardware drawer in the kitchen and gotten out the little calculator. But, lazy. Mentally and physically. So I just hit Google and entered the three numbers with a + between each and followed by =. I got the answer instantly.

Google also told me it was the first of 22,200,00 answers! When I grew up, there was only one correct math answer. Was that because it was back before "new math"? Or is this just an indication for why half the country works from "alternate facts" these days?

For the record, I was adding the different amounts for our modest remodel of the kitchen. Steve wants a dishwasher so badly he's been saving up enough to pay for it. Since that's the case, the countertops are getting replaced as well. The old broken dishwasher was installed after the 1961 house construction, which we know because there is a lumpy seam in the counter over it with a slightly different color from there to the wall. We've lived with it. After all, it still works, and there's still a bunch of ugly in this house. If we could have afforded prettier.... Well, we're basically just grateful to have a house, paid for. It would have kept the rain off our heads if there were such a thing down here. Google didn't offer my budget 22,200,000 housing options, after all.