We never needed it until recently, when our TV cable company downgraded us from two remotes to one. They even enforced it, not by requesting the second one back, (heaven forbid germs or such!!!) but by reprogramming their system to only respond to one, period. If we tried to use the second, either nothing happened or everything went bonkers. We only found out, not from some policy change or a mailing or any other communication, but from our need to have them send a technician out to stabilize the system in the family room and then coordinate one remote to it.
We were invited to toss the other remote away to avoid the need for another call. I did, but since we started trying to fix the problem ourselves by replacing the batteries in both remotes, I claimed the batteries back first. Yep I'm cheap that way. (Mom would be proud!)
Now the problem became a human one. Both of us were used to having our own remote right at hand. We needed new habits so the remote was handy for whoever needed to use it. We sit next to each other, in separate chairs, with no table in between. I have a table off on the other side for all those things which get set there. He has a shelf unit on his side, next to the wall. What does sit between us is a tall lamp with a pull chain we both can reach, plus a small box for recyclables and a wastebasket for trash on the floor. We remain close enough to reach out and hold hands when the notion hits us.
The problem was we never knew where the remote was. Who had it last? Was it in a hand, or on my cluttered table top or one of his shelves? Had it dropped on the floor or between seat cushion and chair? Of course it's black, and we keep the light to the minimum needed. There's a lot of black items on table or shelves. The fumbling around meant time spent in the hunt, especially annoying when a phone rang and the TV was too loud for a conversation, or one particularly grating voice said anything, any time. For some reason, when undirected, the TV likes to come back to that channel by default. One of us may have dropped off to sleep, or left their chair for any reason. A dozen times a day it became a nuisance to have to hunt for that remote.
Putting some kind of table between the two chairs just wasn't going to improve anything. That set-up is perfect for what it does. On occasion, when we remembered, the remote got left on the arm of the chair before we abandoned it. It might end up in trash or recycling! Or just on the floor. Any way it was relocated, it would be out of sight and a hunt would ensue.
I had a thought, but examining it from all angles, I decided it had to wait a month since what I wanted, deciding it would be perfect, wouldn't be available yet. It was a very seasonal item, even if it could be found in the perfect size. I wasn't sure if it even existed, since the normal use of the item was in a much, much larger size. So I waited and we both put up with the inconvenience.
The latest shopping trip produced the perfect item. Now all that was needed was a spare shoelace. I'd just tossed a pair of shoes, saving the laces, but they were an obnoxious yellow/black combination. Luckily a hunt for them failed to produce any. To the rescue, Steve had a spare lace, solid black. Perfect! It could hide against the lamp pole.
The pole had a quirky design, with a flat square at the top as a base for its long finial, which both hid under the shade and supported it. That's what gave me the idea in the first place.
The lace ties around the the finial on top of that square, then with its excess length wound around the corners of the square so it always hangs down in front of the pole, equally reachable from either side, convenient to both of us, before going through the loop at the top of a tiny 5" Christmas stocking to hang at the easily reachable height for both of us. A folded paper towel fills the toe, snugged inside it horizontally. The remote sits on top of that towel, sticking up out of the stocking enough to be easily grabbed rather than having to dig down inside to find it when needed. The whole thing doesn't interfere with the pull chain once it's moved back to the front, done once the picture was taken of course.So Merry Christmas to us year round now. We just have to learn this one last new habit of putting the remote in its new home immediately after use. Check in with us in a week if you want to see how that part is going! Steve just fell asleep on his show, remote in hand.
I may decide to buy a few more of those tiny stockings. That loop looks to be the part that wears out. Those aren't designed for long term use. I could experiment with reinforcements for the inside of it like a reinforced tape. A safety pin might do it as well. Hmmm.....





