Passing On Some Political Humor

As the title implies, these have been heard elsewhere, but I believe are worth repeating.

1: For his senate election, Judge Roy Moore rode his horse to the polls, begging the question was the horse at least 14?

2: In support of Moore, Trump said, "Go get 'em, Roy." In answer, he said, "I can't: they're all still in home room!"

3: George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump all arrived at the pearly gates. God asked Bush, "What do you believe in?" Bush explained he believed in education. When God asked what he'd done about it when he was President, Bush spoke about No Child Left Behind.  It didn't quite work out the way he wanted, and could use improvements, but he'd tried. God said that was good, and admitted him.

Next God asked Obama what he believed in? Obama replied that he believed that everybody deserved good health care. When God asked what Obama had done about it when he was President,  he spoke about the Affordable Care Act. It didn't quite work out the way he wanted, and could use some improvements, but he had tried. God said that was good, and admitted him.

Finally it was Trump's turn. When God asked him what he believed in, Trump replied, "I believe you're in my seat!"