Conversations II

"What time is it?" "Nearly 2:00 in the morning." "Oh crap!" "What time is it?" "Still just two in the morning." "Oh crap! ... How old am I?" "You are 96, and pushing 97 really hard." "OK, so how old am I in real years?" What, at two in the morning I'm going to convert to dog years? "You're still 96, Daddy." "Oh, crap!"