Waste

I gotta wonder: how much does it cost to get one of those banners made that you haul around behind an airplane?

I also gotta wonder: how much fuel does it take to keep one of those planes up a couple hours? And what's its carbon footprint?

I also gotta wonder: how much does it cost to have one of those planes fly your banner over the freeway during rush hour while everybody's hurrying to escape up north for the fishing opener?

Most of all, though, I wonder: Who is the stupid idiot who commissioned the whole thing with tiny print in a busy busy sign that nobody can actually read even while they pull off and park for a moment, much less while they're driving in heavy traffic? Because however much it was, it's a complete and utter waste!