What? Haven't you heard? It's really simple.
1: Bibles are no longer printed in the US.
Because...
2: They use special paper and presses so their very thin paper (large book, doncha know) can be printed on both sides and still be legible.
But...
3: All those special presses were exported years ago to ... China!
And...
4: Trump thought it would be a good idea to impose tariffs on Chinese imports.
Therefore...
5: Since Bibles are now Chinese imports, and since tariffs are taxes paid by the country imposing them, Trump has given y'all a Bible tax!
I wonder where the Constitution gets printed.
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