Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Old Joke, New Joke

I was reminded today of a joke I heard and loved years ago:

Some people are like slinkys: they're not much good for anything, but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!

And then there's the Granny Serenity Prayer:

Grant me the strength to stay away from all those people I never liked very much anyway, the time to spend with all the friends and family near and dear, and the good eyeglasses to tell the difference!

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