1: Live in the right location. This is very difficult to plan for of course, because it depends on other people's actions. One significant part of that is that somebody puts up a cell tower providing good service to your home.
2: Set up trail cams around your property and get in the habit of watching them to see what's going on in your vicinity. While this may only bring you wealth in the rarest of circumstances, it can still reward you with hours of entertainment and information.
3: Keep your phone handy and with a full charge.
4: Practice calming breathing exercises so when you get that "money shot" you can take the appropriate steps. All this preparation will be for nothing if you pass out or start jumping up and down, loudly yelling "I've got him! I'm gonna be rich!" or some other such nonsense loudly enough that your whole county can hear you.
5: Keep abreast of the important news which may affect you and others in your area. Every so often, mentally practice your "'what ifs" about what kinds of actions you would take if certain events unfolded where you could observe them. Consider the possible need of a wide range of actions in response to an even wider range of events.
6: Learn to know and recognize your neighbors, know where they live, learn their names.
7: This is the most difficult part of your preparation: have a neighbor become a whack-job killer who goes around killing and/or trying to kill famous people and making national headlines.This must be somebody who doesn't immediately get themselves killed in a police confrontation, but who successfully flees and becomes the object of a widespread hunt. Note that a large reward has been offered, and what the details of earning such reward entail.
8: Have said person hiding out on or near your property, in the process of which they pass in front of one of more of your trail cams, and do so at a time when you can see them do so and recognize that they are the object of a huge manhunt.
9: Once all those pieces fall into place, call in the sighting of said fugitive ASAP to the authorities who are hunting that person., giving all the relevant details that are necessary to their capture or death, depending on the specifics of the reward offer, of course.
10: Lock your doors and wait. If no capture is announced, keep an eye on those trail cams, especially those nearest your house. Once capture is announced, claim your reward.
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